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I completely agree. Plus, as the worlds largest wet baby who has never been intentionally harmed in his life, there is a less than zero percent chance that he would react the way he did.

So as an otherwise completely rational human, this is my exact conspiracy. Donald Trump was never shot in the ear. There were photos taken of him days later that show absolutely no damage to his ear. It blows my mind that no media or anything questioned it.

The irony is, he only keeps getting elected as a centrist. He’s like our Manchin, but D2 is going to be the worst effected by Trumptariffs.

SS paperwork is filled out and mailed at the hospital, then delivered to the house when the number is assigned. Birth certificate is printed at town hall of the city where the child was born, whenever you get around to bringing the certificate of birth over. At least that’s how it worked in Maine for my last kid.

Yeah but the schizoposting of UM is impossible to miss

I like seeing them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Even better, it’s him staring at a solar eclipse

No.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a63496985/area-51-raid-joerg-arnu/

I also just heard a second plane hit the twin towers

I could be completely off base here, but I assumed they meant this when I read it

I live in a town of 500 people. After a night class, I once followed a car from a major city 1.5 hours away, all the way to my tiny private dirt road with 25 houses on it, at 1030PM. I’m sure whoever was driving thought they were about to get yoked. If they even noticed lol

I think that under reacting to situations like this is human nature. As an adult, I would definitely call 911 and deal with the repercussions after. As a child and teenager, my parents definitely just made me shotgun Benadryl and hopes for the best. I think judging a 17 year old based off of what most sober and rational adults would do isn’t fair.

I have a life-threatening shellfish allergy and only have epipens that expired in 2016 due to cost, so ymmv ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Please take Maine

This kid is probably in his 20s by now

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