The important thing to understand is that groceries are a small part of a much larger system that exists to extract money from everyone and give it to a small number of people.

Those people own everything. Politicians, courts, the news, the police, etc. All the institutions you think of as part of society that exist to serve the people actually serve the interests of this small group of people, the extraction class.

They cause or at least refuse to prevent most of the suffering in the world, including yours. They’re destroying the planet itself with their unbridled, untethered greed. And they try to control opposition to them by owning the media, as well as the digital platforms we use to interact.

The only war is class war.

Tediously fixing botslop all day is another kind of hellscape, but at least we won’t be homeless.

You pirate content to save money and protest the excesses of capitalism.

I pirate content because I enjoy singing sea shanties with the mates while seeding torrents.

We are not the same.

It’s time to raise the boards.

Fire Hydrant Turns Rolling Dumpster into Dumpster Fire

Like so many other American things, imperialist exploitation has been largely privatized and handled by colossal megacorps.

“Look, if I start denouncing Nazis and Holocaust deniers, I’m going to run out of friends very quickly. At this point, they’re the only people who even like me. I mean, maybe some other people like me. Have the alt-right incels gotten over the crossdressing and mascara yet?”

Honestly, turning timber into liquid was never a viable business model. The use cases for a liquid form of wood are almost nonexistent outside of bizarre hobbies or fetishes I’d frankly rather not know about.

I can only imagine the reaction of the Founding Fathers to the CENSORING of the FREEZE PEACH of websites run by a foreign intelligence service, that are being used to spread disinformation and disrupt American elections in support of a traitorous candidate who works with and/or for said foreign intelligence service to undermine our national security. I can just hear them asking, “What is a website?” and “How did this happen in the first place? What have you idiots done with our country?”

Can Brazilian courts start making rulings for the rest of the world? They are on fire lately.

A van could transport the people, but what about his emotional support refrigerators? They won’t fit in a van.

Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for a pumpkin pie but with dirt instead of pumpkin.

“You cat ladies just need to make more babies to replace the children killed by gunfire in schools,” said the not insane guy who wants to rule the country and women’s bodies under Project 2025.

Jokes aside, Trump is clearly falling apart. The Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society have gone all-in on Vance. He’s the real would-be dictator. Once elections become rigged at the federal level, he will be President and your vote won’t matter.

Even the Vampire Squid has issues with fascism when it’s built around an erratic dictator in obvious cognitive decline. They’re okay with squeezing a little less for a few years if it means the entire system doesn’t collapse in on itself.

The term that they’re looking for is “useful idiot,” except that being handed bags of money and Russian talking points to read on air is way, way too obvious to qualify for that. “Traitorous sleazebag,” maybe. “Willfully blind co-conspirator” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

“So, how long have you been drinking beer? Not, like, today. I mean in general. A few years or…?”

If a device can start listening when you say, “Hey Siri,” it can also start listening when you say other words.

Who could possibly imagine Google and Facebook doing something unethical, then lying about it?

It’s called being poor. They aren’t just states, they are collections of communities living in abject poverty. Their healthcare sucks. Their education sucks. Their prospects for the future are non-existent.

Rural America was left behind by Reagan and trickle down economics, globalization, and their plight not being addressed by anyone in power for decades.

In their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand…

”In most moments of the day, there’s a smart device in within two-inch radius of us. That means a smart device is likely within earshot when we talk about our plans for the weekend, how badly we need our kitchen remodeled, or which SUV model is best for the family with our spouse, and so much more,” the company wrote.

Facebook and Google swear they cast it into the fire, because they don’t want to take away your privacy to make money. Do you believe them?