Nacarbac [any]

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    12 days ago

    Ah, but have you considered that almost all zombies are actually magical or superscience? What’s important is that they set up the Gimmick that enables zombies, and then reason from that.

    They should also grind their joints to dust pretty quickly, run out of energy, and go blind.










  • i’m almost completely positive these are supposed to be bounced off the ground before hitting whoever you’re aiming at. they’re absolutely not supposed to be shot like this.

    Oh they absolutely are intended to be fired directly at faces and eyes and all that. There’s a few lines of text and some pictures to play pretend that the impact is actually quite pleasant if you just do a trick shot off the ground, but they’re designed with, and purchased with, the full knowledge that these are going to be used to pop eyeballs and break bones.

    It’s just a cheap and safe way - for the cops - to implement a good ol’ savage beatdown.


  • Just gotta put it into Standard British (Gammon): So-called Glacial Meltwater from some foreign ocean is DILUTING our Pure British Water, and C02 is coming into our classrooms and forcing them to be stuffy and draining.

    Though, alas, since it’s a matter of “stop doing bad thing (to planet)” and not “please do bad thing (to foreigners)”, there’ll be no enthusiasm…




  • Drawback of lifting interesting ideas from fiction, they often fail to consider the very different dynamic of shared creative storytelling.

    Law and Chaos work for Elric and Amber, because the authors are only trying to tell one story and have full control of their presentation and interactions.

    Same with Lord of the Rings leading, in DnD, to having Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit. Although again that was better in earlier editions (if overcomplicated) of DnD where the fighters gained power in the form of having minions.

    Edit: Not that you can’t have a game with bizarre metaphysics, it just has implications that DnD never cared to think through and apply clearly and upfront. There are endless arguments about Paladins murdering anything that pings their Detect Evil (among many other psychotic things Paladin players have done), because in-setting it’s a divinely granted sense for cosmic objective badness. But since it’s so dissonant with our real life expectations of behaviour, and not reflected in the setting at all, it leads to all kinds of (often contradictory) contortions by the writers to avoid just admitting that alignment is fucked if you don’t want a setting full of murder-Paladins.