The only place where if you’re offered uncut coke, you have to ask which kind.

A swank uniform wins you eyes, but only the weakest of hearts.

It’s about the only staple of the series left.

Diablo had Hellfire, 2 had Lords of Destruction, 3 had Reaper of Souls. All decent titles for an expansion pack.

It kinda varies, for me.

My biological grandfather and step-grandmother were my closest, but it was mainly with her, and I didn’t realize it until she passed. I could tell so many stories about that woman, both from after my birth and well before it. Honestly, the further I accept myself, the more I realize she has always been my go-to for the woman I aspire to be.

My biological grandmother is a narcissistic piece of shit who I will never speak to again, if I can help it, and my step-grandfather along with her. When I was younger, I thought it was healthy, until I realized that what was happening was I was getting toys and shinies shoved at me so I’d look to her as a provider and ignore her shitty comments towards everyone else.

He’s not much better. He can’t handle not having control, but also hates showing it, so he acts like a passive-aggresive bully until he gets his way and when confronted on it shrugs and goes “Who I am. Don’t like it, go” then throws a tantrum when you do.

Wait, who has Meowth then?

Is he with James? Or was he sold alongside Jesse as a stand-in for Carla being pregnant and the fetus being part of the deal?

So it looks like maybe? But it would be extremely difficult. The suits are internally pressurized and designed for removal when external and internal pressure are closely matched, such as in an airlock.

I have dead. Gimme a moment, I’ll bring him out.

Shit, my petals change color with soil PH!

Thanks for reminding me, random meme.

Okay… Okay, I can drink the coffee…

Wait… Why does this coffee taste like Lil’ Wilkins‽

Is it bad that I would possibly give it a bit?

Like, I’m fucked either way. Who knows, maybe I’ll make it for another sleep cycle, and the last thing I’ll see will be those fragments further scattered. Something pretty, as the liquid in my eyes begins to rapidly boil.

Sleep doesn’t mean leaving us. We can be with you in your dreams. We can be with you in every thought.

There is no leaving. You are one of us.

Yes, just… Just let my family go. We’re a Wilkins house from here on. Look, I even got my son’s name legally changed. He’ll be Lil’ Wilkins from now on, we have two reasons to get up in the morning.

Well, when one of us uses them, dolphins get trapped.

I’m just helping protect the dolphins.

Competitive driving in circles.

Same thing that always happens, I got asked where something was in a store I don’t work at.

Doesn’t matter what I wear, apparently I just scream “retail employee”. It’s gotten depressing, kinda.

Depends on the situation.

Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.

What the actual fuck?

Like, we could do this shit back on the OG Xbox, a machine that had to powercycle itself to let Morrowind load, without hiccups.

Shit, I need water.

Thanks, random meme, I completely forgot.

Why I stopped shitting directly into the volcano.

The gods get confused if you run enough plumbing.

Mood.

They cut my day down to 3 and a half hours. Our suppliers are literally under water right now, we’re not seeing new stock for at least a month. What I have on hand needs to be rationed out, so I’m not making shit. What’s even the point?