Haha we walked to a burger place near where I love and walked the dogs. When I went inside to order our dog did the same thing ti keep an eye on me. Just all this nostril trails and steam

One of the grocery stores near me is picky like this, I guess it has a camera so it guesses what you put on there and if you pick something else by searching for it then it gets upset

Are there really shoes that cost that much? And people buy them?

That was the last time it was seen before it flew back to its home planet

Everything is owned by four seasons

Congrats on the baby, smokey

Sounds like sociannism to me

Wow I missed that

Swirling down the toilet of life

Just a sun tan line

Part salad part chicken strip in an uncooked flour tortilla

Can’t say I wouldn’t relish also

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception

It’s like that movie vivarium or the show from, you keep driving trying to leave but keep passing the same houses after hours of trying

But where do you find a chair on a volcano world

How to you unlock your computer to unlock your password manager

Just mine your own phosphor at home

Because it’s further away so you just see the shape like the skeletron

He’s also a race car driver