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Cake day: June 19th, 2023

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  • When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

    • Totally not Cave Johnson






  • Usually parked my car in a mall basement within walking distance of where I work.

    That place flooded a few days ago… and am afraid of parking there since it rains pretty much every day now.

    Car pooled with relative working in the same building as I am because he can park directly at the office basement.

    Just overheard that from colleagues we might have to stay over after hours.

    Guess I’m grabbing home tonight… probably…