As long as he’s capable of saving my soul…

As long as I have a soul…

After all, science distinguishable from magic is merely insufficiently advanced

Freedom of Speech: Fascists love it, until it’s actually used.

Why the fuck does she have a camera?

That’s one of my least favorite things about being a Night Shift worker myself.

Nothing’s ever fucking haunted. I wanted to deal with ghosts!

If Christ returned, I’d be an instant convert

Goblins can be sharks?

It makes me wish I believed in God.

I straight up do not know what WhatsApp is

I will admit, I mostly asked as a joke since Assassin’s Creed is often a punching bag for having as many entries as it does.

But I have to admire your answer, as it shows you to really know your stuff for this franchise.

It’s okay! Better late than never.

If I do, though how long until I can use the phone number again?

That’s the last satisfying bite!

Sorry to hear that. I was hoping this campaign could save Multiversus

This. We need to be more forgiving in general. I know I’m not the same person I was five years ago and I don’t think you are either

And you’re sure this is all of them?

Can’t wait for Painter’s Paradise

I was bored mostly

I can’t believe the Oreo corporation supports Cannibalism

Yeah, apparently it had to do with nunchucks being illegal there?

That would be one of the most amazing motion pictures of all time

Mothman solos the entire battlefield