Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

I found a YouTube channel that discusses philosophy called Einzelgänger about a year ago and it helped change my whole perspective on life. I get stressed a lot less frequently now, but when am stressed listening to his videos calms me down better than anything else ever has. I’ve bought and read many of the books he talks about and look forward to buying new ones. My favorite authors so far are Arthur Schopenhauer and Albert Camus. I also recommend Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, the Tao-te Ching by Lao Tzu, and anything from Seneca or Epictetus.

Sure, “That’s most definitely what the fuck is up, youtube”

TMDWTFIU toobz

When my parents had a vegetable garden they hung up those tin foil pie pans and it kept most of the birds away.

Discombobulated. The first time I heard it, an old man I worked with had used it and I gave him shit for it because I thought he had made it up. I still laugh about that sometimes

It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu

This is one of the parents

Looks like one I found a few weeks ago

Spanish explorer?!

No, I got one over the holidays and only had to make a meta account which doesn’t automatically register you for Facebook

That happens a lot in The Sopranos. I like to think of it as a power move and find it hilarious.

Yeah, I still have a NES and 2 SNES that work perfectly

Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re going to show full penetration, and we’re going to show a lot of it.

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

Rock the House is a banger, what in the world are you talking about

I’m gonna take a shit

Rip & Tear

Behold