Many yes but to the Elon goal is can deepen kill yourself with plus one messages.

So follow your nazi-rolemodel’s example and self-administer some antidepressants.

Piece of shit.

Peaceful protests across the nation haven’t accomplished jack.

Burn a few Teslas to the ground and one of the US’s most damaging enemies decides to back off from government.

Shoot a CEO that puts his own greed over human life, and we see other insurers loosen their grip a tad.

…and it goes both ways: carry out an insurrection, claim the presidency.

The system we live in responds exclusively to violence.

We’ve accomplished a lot, but at the end of the day we’re still a bunch of dumb fucking cavemen.

Hey a dopamine hit is a dopamine hit. Someone liking your post enough to upvote it is basically getting an internet first-bump. It’s not much, but getting that approval from people does feel good.

…we all have the super-power of literally administering a tiny dose of dopamine to nearly anyone in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz9J0OAr-xA

Edit- BRUH WTF THIS IS LITERALLY PROPHETIC!

As the saying goes, a republican would enthusiastically let you shit in their mouth if it meant a liberal had to smell it.

So… post screenshots of your reports against staff failing to feed the poor, hang out with prostitutes, comfort foreigners, fuck their father, murder their brother, or nail the chaplain to a couple planks?

I kinda like this one:

It’s like the dog, but without the misplaced optimism. We know it’s not fine, we’re actively suffering as a result, but we’re so desensitized to it that we just keep hitting the grind while the world around us burns.

The last decade has determined that is a lie.

…who am I kidding, this goes way further back than a decade.

If God is real, he’s evil.

…could he just skip to the part where he feeds himself a bullet just like daddy-Hitler, already?

That’s the hypothesis, aba dee aba die.

That’s the one! …kinda blows my mind that you can drink metal until the levels of that metal are sufficient to drastically change your skin color due to particles of that metal literally being trapped in your skin… and not like, just keel over dead.

Like is it just the skin? Is is muscle tissue blue, too? If it’s just the epithelium, what about the GI tract? And if it’s blue from being saturated with silver, what is that doing to his nutrient absorption? Does he need to eat or drink more than normal to compensate for malabsorption?

…laparoscopic surgery would be a fucking nightmare on that dude if his innards are all that color - even with just some bleeding, the view becomes shit because all the light gets absorbed.

So many questions!

Again?

…and when you get home, what are you going to do with your uniform?

Black people are encouraged to instead deposit their sewage directly onto the whitehouse.

White people too.

Tan. Yellow. Even that blue mofo from that TV show that drank too much silver colloid and turned himself into a fucking smurf. Really everyone is encouraged to pitch in.

I recommend trebuchet as a delivery mechanism.

'Murican surgical tech here - don’t forget about the rest of the crew! We want out of the meth house, too!

Totally unrealistic… he would have just taken the baskets from the kids, then sent them to an El Salvador death camp.

The real shitpost is always in the shitpost.

Aight so what the fuck, for the first half of that video I could have sworn you nailed it, but I remember it being more than just bugs, so something seemed off. BUT! Related videos had the fucking thing!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxyNP6SLsI

…never realized just how much marketing went into glamorizing ‘ick’ to little dudes lol.