Sunschein

Yes you did. A CEO was caught on a kiss cam while having an affair with his HR chief. They did not play it off well, and it got a lot of attention.

Sorry, but I prefer this to winter days where I don’t see the sun at all because it’s only up while I’m at work.

how did he not know who Steve Jobs was?

I mean, sure, but it’s like pulling the WotC mask off a Scooby Doo villain.

A potoo?

Today we lost a true visionary. My deepest thoughts and prayers go out to the hive for their loss.

“usually”

Now I’m imagining a Skyrim boss that’s resistant to most of your attacks, but takes a chunk of damage every time you eat a wheel of cheese.

So, are they still hooking up?

I don’t think it’s rude. It’s a favor, after all, not expected behavior.

I almost always respond with, “depends on the favor.” They could be asking for you to take their picture; they could be asking for $1000 for their MLM. I’m not signing a blank check by answering “yes”.

Fun fact: Oil mostly comes from the a mass extinction event involving cyanobacteria, not dinosaurs. We just can’t stop calling them fossil fuels.

Kodos

I’m voting for coyote. His approval rating is catching up to roadrunners, I’m sure of it.

I knew it was too good to be true when she said she was starting to feel me. No es perfecto 😣

I think it speaks to his style of arguing. He doesn’t commit to anything, so he can’t be caught in the wrong on anything. He’s free to take pot shots at his opponents while never giving them an opportunity to hold him accountable for his wrongheaded BS.

It’s to wipe your mouth. There must be lemonade and fudge samples just out of frame.

I don’t see the problem. Even with all those venom glands, it should still be less than 3 ounces of liquid.

No nead to frake out about it.

And it’s behind a paywall. Chef’s kiss.

One of my college friend’s FAVORITE musician was the Boss, and she refused to go to his free concert opening for Obama. It was hilarious; she was absolutely torn in half all weekend.