Goats have sandpaper-like tongues and like salt so the original horror is that the torture would be skin removal via goat.

The acronym GOAT stands for Greatest Of All Time so the reply posted a picture of LeBron James, implying that he would be the one doing the licking torture.

How dare you

You’re doing yourself a disservice!

Frankie Sinatra by The Avalanches

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Incredible, thanks for the explanation!

Silly question but what would it look like if you cut the tree? Would it have so many rings that it’s essentially a solid color? Do trees stop growing rings at a certain point?

“The artwork owner is given a certificate of authenticity that it was created by Cattelan, as well as instructions about how to replace the fruit when it turned bad.”

Kinda unbelievable, I assume it’s just to take the tape off and slap it on a new banana

Easy now

Especially given the current state where reality is rapidly chasing satire

+1 for anything Shpongle related. When I’m at a 9, The Seventh Revelation makes me feel like I’m tripping

“The most bang your buck”

Removed by mod

Not gay enough

The reviews really sell it

Coral Crown from Hades 2 is a bop

That picture is referencing Kamala’s proposed tax policy where she wants to tax unrealized capital gains on individuals worth 100mill exclusively

That’s been largely disproven, the leading theory is that the cartridge holding in the earth sim was tilted

You forget to switch accounts? 🤔