The first LB song I ever heard. I looked up “Limp Bizkit AMV” as a joke in high school, found this. Once I stopped laughing, I realized how good the song really was and checked out Significant Other and then Chocolate Starfish, where I found this version of the song. Been a fan ever since, and I plan to see them next year 🤘

Back 4 Blood.

You know what, it’s not Left 4 Dead 3, but I love it. It feels like L4D meets Call of Duty. The card system really makes the game for me; building better decks to play higher difficulties with more chaotic corruption cards.

The corruption cards especially make levels so much more replayable than they already would be. Getting fog over a level or a different type of ridden mutation appearing spices things up nicely.

It’s also extremely beautiful at points. I love the graphical style. It’s colorful and a tad cartoonish at points, with some genuinely disgusting visuals and insane ruins thrown in for good measure.

I wouldn’t buy it for full price, but the $9.99 I paid for the full game + DLC was more than worth it, in my opinion.

Gender Bender!

EDIT: It’s Bend Her… I like my pun more :P

Gotta get that Femmzoil

He has got to only be saying this because Starfield DLC did poorly. The audience moves on if the game isn’t interesting. Personally, I buy all the DLC for games I enjoy. I don’t know many people that don’t either.

Does it have audio for you?

Yeah, let’s make the military great again! Just like in Full Metal Jacket!

Bonanza Bros, Blast Corps, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Vampire: The Masquerade -Bloodlines, Cruisn World, LEGO Battles, NBA Jam

Bonanza Bros would be a great couch co-op multiplayer game in a world where we need more. It would benefit from some gameplay tweaks, and adding online play and 4 players would be big.

Blast Corps was awesome, I found it to be an extremely underrated Rare game. This game in an engine with simulated rubble and crazy explosions would be a gem. I also think changing the camera to first person should be an option at the very least.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days got its cutscenes remastered. I want the full game. It was dripping in atmosphere, and I loved the premise of scouting the new worlds. The graphics could use an upgrade, and the combat could be brought up to par with KH2. But, I love the leveling system and think it would barely need touching.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is awesome and not super long. It’s extremely buggy, but luckily there’s a modder named Wesp5 who has spend YEARS creating an Unofficial Patch, to a point where all the cut content is restored and it’s essentially feature-complete. There’s a version that just patches the game, and a restored content version. I think he should be given a team and be allowed to curate content and rebalance cut mechanics for a remake. It would be magical.

Cruisn World is one of my favorite arcade racers ever. It has untouchable vibes, and I’d just like to see that with a nice sheen over it, maybe more levels and vehicles?

LEGO Battles is an RTS for the Nintendo DS. Put it on PC, nuff said.

NBA Jam is not very niche. I want a remake, and I don’t care if it’s up-to-date. It’s the best sports game period.

If they could control it, I believe they would choose to shit on people. This makes me feel safer due to random chance.

I feel extremely lucky, I got to see them during the Sessanta tour, and again just a few months ago. I know they’ll get a great replacement, but the trio of Les, Ler, and Herb is something really special. Herb is one of the greatest to ever do it!

Primus sucks!

Oh, kinda like how Super Mario Land deals with the small screen? That’s awesome!

What sets this apart from Super Mario Bros DX?

God forbid we… checks notes preserve games so we can play them?

It says the, girlies, the

I could be wrong but is it not just because Susan stopped believing in Narnia? Lucy still shows up for The Last Battle.

EDIT: So do Jill and Polly! This seems a little reductive of Susan’s role in the story as an example of lack of faith and how maturing brings you to focus on your surroundings and lose your inner child.

The kids who watched Titanic with their parents are growing up and making movies now

Mister Nash doesn’t stand a chance now

“You probably thought I couldn’t find it cuz it’s not in season!”

Maybe I can clear a few things up:

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring

As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring

Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow

Not formal… Not normal!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

He’s kindly as a saint but he’ll never shirk a battle

To villains everywhere he’s a burr beneath the saddle

He’s nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny

Not mealy… Not really!

Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!

Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!

See the blinding rain come down ‘Oh where is a hero now?’ The children cried

He’s inside… He went inside!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell

The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow

And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow

For lo the bridges burneth

That they may not returneth

To learneth… from Erneth!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Let’s celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue

And should you be his foe, he’ll be sorry if he hurts you

To some he’s just a man but to others he’s a beacon!

He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!

He’s punctual, he’s affable, he’s never quick to quarrel

He’s moral… He’s Ernest P. Worrell!

“Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!” throws to the side “Yep, it’s a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn’t be able to lift that little ol’ inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean.” “Yes sir, it’s all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson.” “ehhehehehehehehe.” Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"