But what about muh prophecy?

Because.

What do you mean “in her new Netflix special”?

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

I can hear the music

I was there. /v/ was ripping on Fuckley in the weeks leading to Loss. Every comic was dissected to find the joke, and then remixed to be funny (because CAD wasn’t).

And then Loss dropped, and /v/ went ape shit.

I miss old /v/ :(

Oh no…

He’s replying in the comments too…

This is sad…

Gimme one of those double pronger alien mits

Get a load of this guy, peeling their apples, grapes and tomatoes.

I do the same with rats

The problem is that the “thing” is either:

• never have I ever done this <thing> or
• <never have I ever done this thing>

Just thinking about how kinky it is that they’re subservient to us. We tell them “no, you slutty little time zone, it’s cold now, so we’re gonna move the small hand back, and if you’re good, we’ll let you come an hour earlier in six months”

That’s what OP is saying. The wording could be clearer.

Essentially, if you can relate to what the comment says, then downvote.

Never have I ever heard “I’m proud of you” from my Dad :'(

real people

Ew

I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.

Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.

First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

Mitty…

They’re also burnt out just getting to and from work/home.

Some sleep at their office to avoid commuting. While others will rent wall-coffins.

It’s regrettable that it became part of “psychology 101” (in a general sense).

Can you imagine how much misinformation is piggybacking off these “facts” about human nature?

4. The Bro(nx)

Sounds very penis’y