Oh my god this would work

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

Gay robots.

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Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

There will be no lube.

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

Just came to suggest this. The tactical puzzles are so addicting.

They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.

The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.

An insecure T-Rex is cute while also being extremely dangerous.

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.

Her smile is magic. I will never tire of seeing it.