It’s not, I only post these to Lemmy.
This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!
You noticed these are only here, right? (Unless someone starts copying them)
I credit the current administration for providing such rich material to write about.
I’ve always considered applying, I just don’t think I could send a serious application though.
I like to think these are my application to be press secretary.
And I assume a ship, given your rank of captain.
Maybe a cello if it was human grade. But that’s tardigrade.
Don’t worry, we can always collaborate with Chinese agencies as they take the lead in world organization.
We had a good run.
But has a man been that into you?
Be sure to include a red neck.
I feel everyone not in logistics and maintenance is excited about this.
I remember learning a bladder begins to spasm at 600mL, so we could actually use this spastic pressure to help us levitate. In this paper, I propose…
Will the density of my pee affect this?
I’m free on Friday nights, I’ll bring pizza.
Your enthusiasm lights the darkest hours of a man’s desires.
When I was a kid we won second in a general mills national contest for “a treasure chest of games.” They sent us a cardboard board with plastic pieces and like 4 games on it. Someone sued based on the commercial, and we got some cereal coupons.
Many years later, I won like 3rd in a Mountain Dew cap contest. They actually sent me the snow board - no binding or anything, but Mountain Dew has integrity.
The intermediate step is a human stealth aircraft commanding multiple drone weapons platforms.
That’s a really nice shade, is that washable after a bleach blonde, or will the color stay?
I have a couple good rules of thumb.
What are the experts saying? Not the loud people, the experts. Incredible news would have them talking.
Would the reverse of an idea also be true? If the president is responsible for high gas prices, do people agree he’d be responsible for low ones?
Does the idea try to make me feel? If there’s clear emotional intent in a story, the facts are probably being shaped to fit the narrative.
Do I see evidence of the widespread problem here? Should I? I remember an article about a couple who flew short hops across the US, and they said at every stop the story was “things are horrible everywhere, we’re just lucky they’re good here.”
Do I hear people using the same talking points, but they get confused when you ask for details? Often this is a story made to make you feel, not think.
I kinda feel it would be funnier if we weren’t under it when it collapsed.