I have been meaning to do a cartoon about this actually

Fuck me i wasn’t expecting that many 🫨

How do they find room for that many bats?! The most I’ve ever seen at one time is what, maybe about 6 bats? Tops?

Holy shit that’s a lot of bats m8

Hey I’ve seen this one - is this like in the UK when John Major said he wouldn’t trust liz truss with organising a small box of paperclips and I thought fuck me, I agree with john major

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH IT DISGUSTED ME

Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

The year is 4199. The English language has evolved past recognition of the 21st century mind, and the country of ‘America’ is part of a strange past known only through strange ‘metallic manuscripts’, and physical archaeology. Every year at the start of winter, the tradition of the ‘turnip festival’ takes place. Children paint a grumpy face onto a turnip (or its future equivalent) and set it outside. It is traditional for the children to write a list of ‘crimes’, of which the turnip is accused, and pin it nearby. Usually the list consists of naughty things the children themselves have done in the year past. After midnight, older children dressed in traditional red and black, with amusing wigs, march around neighbourhoods to ‘postpone punishment to the new year’ by tearing down the lists of children’s crimes, and leaving candy in their place. Afterwards the adults get very drunk. Nobody remembers the origin of this tradition, but historians theorise it could be related to an unpopular leader thousands of years ago known as ‘the turnip king’ who famously evaded justice through his corrupt legal system and connections to powerful oligarchs of the time.

🫨 don’t touch it I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be there

Incredible I’ll save these for lunch tomorrow x

Can I get a same to the power of three

‘…… who belongs to the far right ‘league’ party’ - well there’s your problem

Excellent owls your grace did you have a favourite?

Okay I was mixing Gabor mate up with someone else never mind

This is…. Kind of great. The dead mouse is a stroke of genius.

The solution is obvious: more bats

Look within yourself…… you know it to be true

*issont

What a deeply annoying man.

Ceci n’est pas une même

Actually it’s pronounced ‘kwassont’