Fucking, this is why I named myself this username, I’ve been using Gemini to do it instead of the actual tool… I’m a fucking dumbass.

Handjob simulator coming this summer.

Cheers, same to you!

Figured I’d let people know the calibre of person they’re interacting with.

oh nah, it sounds like bears talking.

What a way to make a living!

Currently I’m number 4, but after this joint I’ll be number 9.

The old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.

I’m hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.

Also, she doesn’t suck at eating popcorn, that’s the suprise popcorn you find after you’ve demolished the rest of the popcorn.

Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!

Jimmy’s too cool for that!

This one’s connected to an earlier one where there’s a sign saying look out for Jimmy cool and he’s just chilling under it looking cool and shit. Can’t remember the “punchline” exactly but I think it was about not being sure about Jimmy Cool.

It only makes sense if you see the first one. I’m only saying this because it’s the first time I actually got it and kinda laughed at it.

Yeah this is from Veo, it’s good, but they need to give you more than 3 generations a day.

How the fuck did Ric Flair out live Hogan?

I’d rather not speak Ill of the dead… So I’ll be quiet.

I’ll do it.

Hulk Hogan was a narcissistic, racist, hypocritical piece of shit.

In the words of the immortal Sheiky Baby: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN, FUCKING BITCH!

I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I’m too lazy to plan shit.

You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

My head canon is that Mr Burns had him rigorously test tanning beds for him, but only to see how much Smithers could take and not for Mr Burns to use.

Janeway: Support NASA now! Don’t make me do a Tuvix on you. I’ll doit it and I’ll enjoy it. Try me.

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.