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  • eecobb@lemmy.sdf.orgBanned from communitytoNews@lemmy.sdf.orgmy opinions on corn
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    22 hours ago

    I am deeply outraged and saddened by your behavior, @pieguy.
    Over the years together, I had truly begun to see you as a friend.

    But this is too far.
    The line must be drawn here.

    Promoting CORN on c/news.

    Because of your status as moderator of beandoodles, I thought you were a safe person. Your corn supremacist actions have proven that this is not the case.

    THEREBY,

    • It is decreed that you shall:
      Retract all previous positive statements about corn.
    • Apologize publicly.
    • Make a ten-step program on how we, as a community of friends, can topple systemic corn supremacy.
    • Abdicate your lordship over any plant-related digital communities and appoint me as new Supreme Ruler.
    • Banish yourself from this sublemmy for 40 days and 40 nights.















  • Fossangel, what’s three hundred divided by two?

    Fossangel, show me a picture of cute ducklings.

    Fossangel, is today a Tuesday?

    Fossangel, please write me a source code file for a app that is like roblox but with AI and blockchain.

    Fossangel, how to I survive the end of the world?

    I guess…
    Fossangel, please download the street lisp emoji pack onto my brainbus