I am deeply outraged and saddened by your behavior, @pieguy.
Over the years together, I had truly begun to see you as a friend.
But this is too far.
The line must be drawn here.
Promoting CORN on c/news.
Because of your status as moderator of beandoodles, I thought you were a safe person. Your corn supremacist actions have proven that this is not the case.
THEREBY,
- It is decreed that you shall:
Retract all previous positive statements about corn. - Apologize publicly.
- Make a ten-step program on how we, as a community of friends, can topple systemic corn supremacy.
- Abdicate your lordship over any plant-related digital communities and appoint me as new Supreme Ruler.
- Banish yourself from this sublemmy for 40 days and 40 nights.
It’s illegal for you to ask me that question. Talk to my union representative, @jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone