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oh you remember the thing
oh you remember the thing
I miss my mom’s cooking.
I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨
Holy shit. I figured out my password.
Sup, libs?
Let he, who is without a cum, cast the first load.
Good clean fun
I remembered the Macarena video and it warmed my heart
My girl made brownies. This is why I’m 20 pounds too heavy.
🍊
Here you go
“Listen, the buck stops when they get in the way of my treats.”
Got a giant bag of tangerines.
Who wants one?
Ya. You like touché?
My wife is snoring and I can’t sleep. But I also can’t disturb her cuz she’s cute
Got my covid booster and the flu shot. My arms fucking hurt so much.
I went grocery shopping last night and didn’t buy eggs cuz I thought we had some. We don’t.
Now I have everything for a full breakfast except the eggs.