Coal is just Cola with the letters swapped around.

Are you Vince or Owen?

You forgot to mention all the Reddit references.

NYPost is owned by the same company that owns FOX News.

What do you have access to that most of the rest of the world doesn’t? Certainly not free health care?

Mutant Chronicles (18%)

How is Jazz rated so low? They’re often better than Kanzi.

Find the hole with a spray bottle of soapy water, and get a $20 puncture repair kit.