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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • It just seems like a bit much to be believable to me.

    It makes me think of a story that they wanted to tell, but they realized it was maybe kind of boring, so they added fun details for the sake of it.

    I’m sure elements of it are true, like I’d be willing to bet the whole thing about the damage going from a d4 to d6 was just a conversation.

    It’s a cute story for sure, but for me, it’s a touch beyond the suspension of disbelief.

    But hey, if I’m wrong, I wish them many happy returns.














  • Stumble into the kitchen, drunk. Line the basket with tin foil. Dump in a bag of frozen tater tots. Press buttons until it starts to whir. Get distracted by dog fails on youtube. The smell of burning reminds you that you did something in the kitchen. Yank open the air fryer, wonder who stole your tin foil and question where all the plastic wrap came from. Eat around the burnt plastic.

    Or quarter some brussel sprouts. Add salt, evoo, and toss. 400 for 6 minutes. Shake it up, splash more evoo, sprinkle more salt. Another round of 400 for 6 minutes. Goes well with feta crumbled right out of the air fryer.