Globally, this is becoming a thing. Many states have digital IDs already.

Realistically, both paper with a chip or QR code should be valid for a while.

An emerald in a kiwi!

The color blue is not for rent, they’re giving that shit away.

Yes, I understand the difference between communicable and noncommunicable disease.

The point is that media also rarely talk about these things, and people are not great at taking steps to mitigate their risk. Lots of things we can prevent, or not, still cause us lasting harm. But because those things are mundane, they are not clickbait-y enough to warrant regular coverage.

I made the same journey during COVID, ultimately arriving at a similar place that the Nicene Creed was the first in a long line of obvious retconned political and human decisions. For what is worth, I also feel like it’s in the same vein as most of what Paul did, codifying and standardizing to the detriment of the source material and to the benefit of anyone willing to take charge.

I’m still genuinely shocked that anyone can read the Gospels and then not see the record-scratch pivot in tone for everything else afterwards. Well, shocked in as far as to then be disappointed at how easily a mess of addenda created something antithetical to a bunch of nebulous good vibes with no clear avenue to monetize it all.

Which, oddly enough, Buddhism does as well, but owns it as part of the process.

If a company is publicly traded, then all leaked individuals are given 50.1% controlling stock in the company, split among the victims with new stocks created for them, with unclaimed stocks held in a trust controlled by anyone that did respond to claim stocks. They can sell the stocks, or drive the company into the ground out of spite. Maybe even both.

Companies not publicly traded have 3 months to make all code used, trademarked material, and patents open source in perpetuity, and 1 year to convert their corporate structure into a non-profit.

Regardless of the size of the company, the CEO, CTO, and board must eat their weight in fried bugs. They get to pick the type of bug from a list of 5 options, and any seasoning they want. Live streams of the bug eating will be monetized and the proceeds given to orphans, under the title of “It’s not a bug, its a feature.”

Yeah, but so can alcohol, smoking, microplastics, and red meat. Heart disease is back to being the #1 killer of Americans, and humans still prioritize fear over serial killers and Bird Flu rather than heart disease and car accidents.

Humans are notoriously bad at assessing risk. It’s a lot of work to overcome our cognitive biases.

This is the actual analysis the infographic should present. The ratio of income to debt is more revealing. All of Alabama can be up to their eyes in debt and this would miss that fact simply because their average income is lower.

Simply having dollar figures means practically nothing other than for a few smooth-brained people to look at the state where they live, see a number that isn’t as much as they owe, and sigh that it could be worse.

I always loved the Yuppies next door played by Tasha Yar and Reg Barclay.

A-ris-tootle on a Chi-a-pootle.

C’mon guys, this isn’t hard /s

It’s such a weird movie, but so are all the Christmas movies from around this time. This one really is the Christmas equivalent of Manos: Hands of Fate.

I can’t stand that unreasonable pressure for everything to be fucking magical all on one day. Never liked it. Everyone is always disappointed their lives aren’t TV.

The lack of creativity makes everything a Hallmark Channel race to the bottom of the barrel. Dull, droll, snoozefest.

I would genuinely prefer going back to actual Saturnalia. At least that sounds fun.

The easiest shot to take is against one’s own team.

Lucky or biased?

The UK betting market has been more accurate than polls for more than a century. It called the 2020 and 2024 winners a week or so out. The only misses have been Dewey vs. Truman and 2016, which polls also missed.

What if we just re-name breakfast “Wokemeal”?

Ugh, sorry they’re being so difficult about this. That’s a special kind of complaint.

But if you had dug the hole first, they probably would have complained about that being traumatizing, too.

Been right there with you. Have dressed my own livestock many times.

It’s never a happy task. It’s often a somber task, but practical and rational. Doesn’t make it any easier. It’s easier for those dong the dispatching to also distance yourself emotionally in order to get the job done and process emotions later.

In helping your ex, you also need to absorb her emotions as well. She’s acting out based on any and pain and loss. Let her.

You’re dong everything as right as can be done. Trust your gut. You’ll be OK on the end.