Imagine trying to convince the Polish to scab. Like, read a fucking history book.

Let’s get Hamas to stand in a line and walk into a field about 100ft away from a line of IDF. They can take turns shooting one volley each direction until one side decides to charge.

That’s a bleaching

The original. With private server support.

Cod has been a joke since development was taken from Infinity Ward. Infinity Ward worked on the engine for CoD3 but Treyarch developed the game. The last great CoD was the original Modern Warfare.

Except professional chess players exist.

That’s like saying “I can’t believe LeBron James makes money from his basketball hobby.”

A bunch of idiots switch to Modelo… also owned by AB

He’s a Chinese puppet

The company picks the insurance based on the best deal they can get…

Try goodrx, I’m able to get my medicine at a local pharmacy that my insurance won’t pay for at the same price as the chain they try to make me go to.

Ya. Count me in for seditious white supremacists go extinct.

Hey man, he was in my face

I’m in your face

Why did the secret society at Yale name themselves after the Jolly Roger?

Every night is drag queen night!

1. Become politician

2. Have friends that make weapons (maybe you just happen to be invested)

3. Start a war

But local crazy guy with lots of guns is usually a great place to start.

Oh, they realize. That’s the problem.

Weeds needs trimming. Or in this case punching, stomping, and and a good old dick twist

I mean it’s clearly a typo on OPs part. I’m sure you think it’s funny but they make a very real and scary point.

Travelling out of state?

Police: “You’re only 50 miles from the state line so you must be travelling out of state.”

Showing “signs” of pregnancy?

“Whelp, you’re obviously very upset about something right now and hormonal imbalance is a part of pregnancy so you must be pregnant.”

Now a pig can say they have probable cause that you are committing a crime and can detain you. So ya, no driving while pregnant.