i don’t want to know what google has to say, i want to know what aeao has to say

or a dog

if they expect you to do a consultant’s work, they should pay you a consultant rate

and the reason that there are no bad guys with flamethrowers is that they’re terrified of good guys with flamethrowers

another hippo, usually

ruh roh, rim row

i don’t know if it will help, but you don’t have to care about achievements even if you haven’t gotten them

if it were (verifiably) on video, it wouldn’t be paranormal, it would be science.

if you want paranormal content that may not be genuine i can recommend the horror section on netflix?

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what? lol

what app is that? looks sharp

It’s strictly for entertainment purposes

you’re so close, if only you’d uncross your eyes it might come a little clearer into focus

If you don’t want to listen to me

what part of replying to everybody who wants a piece of me suggests that i’m participating under duress? lol

thank you, it’s an honor just to be nominated

You must think we’re all incredibly stupid

not everyone, no, but the 10th guy in a row to talk down to me and expect to make a point? i might not think so highly of him.

I’m always down for a sarcastic quip

you took my (hilarious) joke at face value and made a serious effort to admonish me for that literal interpretation and not the blatantly obvious message that when you have nothing to say, it’s ok to say nothing.

that you’re continuing to reply at all suggests that your sarcasm detector could really use routine maintenance. or a warranty replacement.

would a ‘/s’ make things easier for you?

you have a good point. after all i’m clearly in the right despite the votes suggesting otherwise.

i like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

i understand that you don’t appreciate my tone but i’m afraid i won’t be able to kneecap my natural charm in order to be less intimidating to you.

you’re adorable, but i think we can all agree that making an effort to help other users contribute positively to the platform is itself a positive contribution.

you do understand that between the two of us, only one is being respectful, and it’s not the one trying to bully users they don’t like off the platform.

right?

Otherwise, every comment is welcome here

unless it’s not very nice, then we need to give them a scolding. thank goodness officer superkret is on the job to put those rapscallions in their place.

guess it’s just the two of us then, huh?