Counterpoint: sex is awesome.

Aw I love lilacs too :) I planted lilac bushes along the side of my last house. We moved away this past fall and I really miss those bushes because they’d be blooming right about now. I hope the new owners are enjoying them!

My favorite smells are warm sleeping dog (kind of a cozy smell, hard to describe but if you know you know) and garage that is used to store cars (kind of a mechanical smell, not sure if it’s from gasoline or motor oil or what but I love it). And also I love the smell of strong tea :)

My favorite forever ensign

Sage green

Regularly? Yes. A one-off? Not the biggest sin.

Holy shit you’re not kidding

Geese are terrifying though

Ugh I’m annoyed at how right you are!

Fight war, not wars

Breakfast for dinner, hands down. I’m not much for dessert anyway.

• Watching the blue jays at my bird feeder & birdbath
• My first sip of tea in the morning
• '60s music
• Dogs and cats
• Also horses - I moved to an area with a lot of horse farms and, from my second floor windows, sometimes I can see a horse or two hanging out in a paddock a couple of hills away
• Fun new makeup (one of my most recent new palettes is this:)

Featuring Herman Menderchuck

OMG I just wanna squeeze those lil feets.

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

And independents

It seems like every episode of Discovery must contain:

• A red alert
• A fistfight or space battle
• Egregious unnecessary special effects
• A tear-filled conversation, often at a very inappropriate time
• A character saying “When I was younger” to start a stupid overwrought reason why the current mission has personal meaning for them due to some deep trauma or insecurity
• Somebody saying how important it is to “connect” with others
• Some race against the clock that would not be needed if the characters would quit crying to each other and act like goddamn professionals
• Cringeworthy unprofessional levels of awkwardness

I’m speed-hatewatching my way through it, on season 5 right now and I can’t wait until this stupid shit is over.

Birdloaf

PRS are gorgeous guitars

Piggy is adorbs

I have a nail polish called I Am A Meat Popsicle and it’s the sickest thing ever