I’d love to have a longitudinal study on boomers’ lead levels; since all that aerosolized leaded gas got sequestered in their bones as kids, it must be being reintroduced into their bloodstream as osteoporosis sets in

That nefarious evil sorcerer moongrass shit straight turned off his pacemaker. Blinken brought that endo in a USAID baggie so you know Dr. Gottlieb grew it hisself on the yoga commune in Caelid

No U.S. military personnel went ashore in Gaza.

This sentence seems like one of those half truths/pre-confessions you tell your parents when you know you’re gonna get caught but you try to preemptively lessen your culpability.

Last year I found a server with maybe 5 players on it during a Saturday at ~21:00 UCT iirc, but the ping was pretty bad. The game’s OST is one of the few CDs that I haven’t lost & it slaps

Volcel olympians have arrived at Paris.

I have an LLM turn my resume into cover letters & I feel great! (I am still unemployed)

Zaku 1 train

I’ve noticed a bunch of adults driving new-ish looking cars in my very car-dependent area that’re plastered with “please be patient student driver” bumper stickers & am left to wonder if a bunch of people decided to buy their first car after lockdowns ended, or forgot how to drive during them & think a bumper sticker will excuse their cluelessness.

Sorry for dredging up an old post, but there’s also a small !trueanon@lemmy.ml collection of gumshoes with @bilb@lem.monster wishing to mod it & currently modded by @smellyfingers62@lemmy.ml

Seth’s a cool dude despite his libbishness

Yeah IV administration is definitionally 100% bioavailable; there might be some degree of the IV drug effluxing from the bloodstream, across the gut lumen, back into the intestines where orally administered charcoal could absorb it. However orally administered drugs will definitely be absorbed by oral charcoal

Managed Democracy™ really does seem like the ideal method of voting to libs

Sagt es Herr Drumpf:

Second this: the verbosity and mental acuity granted by the more bioavailable/potent dextro-rotrary isomer of amphetamine—combined with the anxiolytic effects of benzos—seems the perfect combination for giving critically important annual speeches upon which you’ll be judged by Capital; let the naval corpsman, flight surgeon, or whomever the fuck is handing out these scripts, deal with the comedowns.

Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy’s kid & your dad’s side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It’s not about you: you’re an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?

Ask not what the turbo-generussy can do for you, but what you can do for it

Fine, fine. Go march off into the desert blind. Your future will catch up to you.

It’s your destiny damnit, ::: spoiler if you won’t become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!! :::

Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series’ plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.

You truly are the Lisan al Gaib! Muad’dib! Muad’dib!!!

Lighting a doob of the dirty wormy off my lasgun in feality to you, Usul