An opossum. So I can maximize my best skill.

I’m not an expert, but I think that’s a cat.

The roof is on fire!

And the ground.

And everything is on fire.

Except water, that’s becoming acid,

And not the fun kind of acid.

You can also do a reverse uno card and play “kids on bikes” which is an 80s inspired teen adventures with a dash of horror here and there (It, stranger things, monster house and any teen-themed mystery in a small town)

But the sales guy said that a programmer using their copilot technology will program at 10x speed. So I guess we can fire 10% to pay for it.

Don’t worry, probably the next unpredicted (because they’re short staffed if still there) freak storm of the century will wipe out any remaining crops. So… I guess a problem that will get solved by itself.

Probably a fairytale told initially by his mom, loudly, from downstairs.

You can’t sleep when there are monsters nearby.

Let’s hope Samsung didn’t take a page from good ole VW’s book.

Marvel’s ‘Blade’ Reboot

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

What is this from? I kind of recognize it but can’t tell what it is…

Is this PvP or PvE?

I mean, one thing is using recordings and another one is whistling. If you’re disrupting them then it’s just natural selection.

See, that’s the addiction talking. Seek help.

Is this the hyperloop that was promised?

I mean, can you blame them?

One thing leads to another, small pox swathes through unprecedented numbers of the population in North and Central America.

It is not recommended using bird calls as it disturbs them: https://www.audubon.org/magazine/why-photographers-should-reconsider-using-playback-field

They are saying the quiet part loud… I mean, it’s been going for a while now but I don’t know how to handle this.

Simon Chylinski. I am now afraid of seeing anyone else’s twitter.