pizza_slave_summoner [they/them]

Has the NYT said the word “tankie” yet? WE’RE SO CLOSE

oh, well, nevertheless,

The closest thing you can get to bringing them in person to Palestine is documentaries

I am continuously shocked to find out the salt content of foods, eg chili paste is like 20% salt

fr vibes are such a big deal and i hate it

more microplastics
fill my body’s every hole
there is no recourse

zoomers are all about that phallussy

but not all

Alright listen up hexbears. I realize this might be a sore point for this community but it’s been a long time coming and someone has to say it. Piss isn’t funny!

you rn ->

They would probably like to, but NATO bases all around the world makes that hard. If the war ever ends it would be easier to make an assessment

Consciousness is all about the midichlorians

We’re double dipping megas folks

At first i thought that emoji was like a half cooked turkey behind one of those press conference tables with a bunch of microphones

CENTRISM DOESN’T EXIST, IT’S MERELY A RHETORICAL STRATEGY

THERE’S NOTHING ALTERNATIVE ABOUT THE RIGHT WING, THIS IS WHAT THEY’VE ALWAYS BEEN

for using political cumpiss logic

neoliberal capitalism

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