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3 months agothe struggle
to free myself of restraints
becomes
my very shackles
queentuplet [doe/deer]
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2·5 months agoheck yeah covet rules
2·9 months agodeadnaming twitter is lowkey one of the funniest owns because it is superficially transphobic while also making the muskrat mad
Mine’s got to be Meshuggah’s The Violent Sleep of Reason.
geeking out:
Tracks in order:
- Janky broken machine riff. And they have chords? What the fuck are those?
- Paying respects to classic metal, and dare I say there’s even some blues in there? Then an amazing illusory infinitely descending riff.
- Not my favorite song, but it’s still solid. The solo sounds like a joke but also fucking slaps, and the following sections saves the song.
- The outro of this song is contender for fattest riff on the album.
- The verse rhythm is hidden in the 4:15 section. Best song overall?
- Another infinitely descending riff. Then the solo riff which does so much with basically a single note.
- Holy shit the verse is so fucking nasty! Outro also fattest riff contender.
- Seemingly random (except the verse) which then mostly gets unlocked at 3:18 by a riff that is both amazing on its own, but is also introduced … in the middle of a solo, wtf? At the end “gazing to the sky” actually a rare emotional moment.
- The verse proves that tone matters, it’s so goddamn crispy.
- Really fitting ending song.
i like how there are some parts where the notes are so close together it creates those spooky harmonies
6·1 year agoit’s entirely possible to play a saxophone solo on an instrument that isn’t a saxophone, in fact jazz musicians are very good at it
In case the 25 clown faces didn’t make it clear, i’m exaggerating for comedic purposes. The above comment is the navy SEAL copypasta
plenty of good songs are long, what upsets me that less than one of those minutes are good here
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Berklee, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on metalheads, and I have over 300 confirmed Licks. I am trained in tresillo warfare and I’m the top composite tuplet player in the entire US jazz forces. You are nothing to me but just another audience member. I will wipe your ears the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret avant garde network across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music taste. You’re fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make your ears overwhelm your body you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unplugged performance, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Marching Band and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
why is every vaguely jazz related song like this:
00:00 - HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE, IT’S PLAYFUL, INSPIRING, ENERGIZING, BEWILDERING, GIVES YOU ENERGY, VALIDATES YOUR FEARS AND SOMEHOW ALSO GIVES YOU HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, THE VERY REASON YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG IN THE FIRST PLACE
00:29 - we gotta have 🤡 a 🤡 saxophone 🤡 solo 🤡 right?
05:43 - the 🤡 worst 🤡 bass 🤡 solo 🤡 you’ve heard in your life
08:35 - what even is this, they are just playing 🤡 random 🤡 notes 🤡 with 🤡 no 🤡 connection 🤡 to 🤡 anything 🤡 else
12:43 - prepare yourself, here’s 🤡 the 🤡 “experimental”* 🤡 section 🤡 (*latest fad)
13:12 - 🤡 more 🤡 saxophone 🤡 wankery 🤡
14:52 - 🤡 simultaneous 🤡 saxophone 🤡 and 🤡 piano 🤡 solo
16:23 - REJOICE, FOR THE ACTUAL SONG RETURNED, IT’S THE INTRO AGAIN, FUCK, HOPE THEY KEEP PLAYING THIS STUFF FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT, SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF THE SONG ENDED SOON
16:25 - end
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