I just assume at least 60% of American politicians are being blackmailed by Mossad. Half of them are pedophiles anyway, so it’s probably not that hard to get dirt on them, especially with Epstein types working at the highest levels.

Liberals almost seem to get off threatening me with death camps if I don’t cheer for their specific warmongers.

"No, you don’t understand, Harris is only going to let Israel nuke Middle Eastern cities, instead of everybody everywhere, so you have to be excited to vote for her, she’s fleek, she’s brat, she’s

yeah…

She oversubscribes to great man theory, to the point that she blames Hitler for the violence in 300 year old German fairy tales… There’s no getting through to her on any of this. Besides being absolutely insane, she’s actually quite nice.

I only play Breath of the Wild to ride around on horseback and enjoy the scenery and music. So I genuinely can’t wait to play this.

I’d be able to stop time too if it weren’t for the government holding me back!!

It’s funny how American nationalists expect this hegemony to maintain itself while they simultaneously let corporations strip every last piece of copper out of the country’s walls.

It’s wanting to sell your cake to the highest bidder, and eat it too. Ya can’t. Ya sold it. It’s gone. And the buyer has no interest in selling it back, instead we’re all going on cake subscriptions for $17.99 a month.

My mom is a Jewish Russian-American, 3rd generation, granted, but she regularly brings up her Russian heritage in weird self-flagellation shows of devotion to the State Department. If anything reminds her that Putin exists, anything at all, she goes on long genocidal rants about how Russians are evil and there’s something wrong with their brains - to prove she’s not a hypocrite she then says she’d volunteer to be executed herself if that was the only way to get rid of all Russians.

I pointed out that she is - verbatim - repeating Nazi rhetoric about people they tried to exterminate, and my mother, who, again, is Jewish on top of ethnically Russian, starts going in circles about how no, PUTIN is the next Hitler, because Russians are evil, we’re evil, oh my god we’re so evil, what is WRONG with us?!

Rachel Maddow has turned my mother into a hysterical gibbon and I don’t know how to fix it.

We have to save American Democracy, a political system that affords you no democratic power over anything whatsoever.

I like pointing out that calling Mitch McConnell a turtle ten billion times hasn’t removed him from power.

In 2016, every celebrity in America begged the population to vote for Hillary. It didn’t make a lick of difference.

Mao is evil and everything he did was evil.

Kamala Harris is good and everything she does is good.

If you like Mao, who is evil, then you should like Harris, who is good.

Harris and Mao actually have really similar policies, which you should be happy about if you like Mao, which you shouldn’t.

Being a Liberal must be fucking exhausting.

Democrats might successfully rebrand as the party of the cops.

And I guess the GOP will rebrand as the party of old-timey gangsters, and chuds will have to pretend the Gotti move was good.

She made a 4 hour video going “So you’re saying I’m a bad person just because I like stuff??” over and over again.

Ages ago, Natalie Wynn was very good at de-radicalizing young men from the far right, and making weird artsy videos about a layman’s foray into Marxism.

And then she got absorbed into the ruling class that she was basically already adjacent to. She’s rich, and famous, and getting paid to answer questions in the Hillary + Chelsea reality show, questions like “what should we do about AIDS?” and “How much cancelling is the right amount of cancelling?”

I think he’s one of those guys who only only eats red meat to trigger the vegans.

You may also enjoy playing The Outer Wilds.

Imagine still having to negotiate with private health insurance as a Mars colonist. Oh, Kaiser didn’t cover your kidney shrinkage medicine? Just fill out a form in our office on Earth to start a review process.

They have to pretend they don’t know that the protestors are protesting a genocide, because the alternative to feigned ignorance is admitting they’re counter-protesting an anti-genocide protest.