Turns out people don’t like you

Why are you asking?

Was he not seen again because she devoured him? Was she more like a praying mantis monster or wendigo or magic ghostie?

O M G

You’re a DJ? That’s so hot

Dungeon… Journeyman?

What’s absolute freezing? Did you mash up absolute zero, as in zero degrees Kelvin, with freezing, as in zero degrees Celsius?

Doesn’t it also depend on how long the mile is?

How many feet in a mile?

Trump imposes tariffs for domestic politics reasons. China plays hardball for domestic politics reasons. Trump: that’s illegal!

The doctors are fully staffed but the rest of the hospital is running weekend / holiday staffing.

People acting like post nasal drip is a bad thing smh

Couldn’t this be the web version fighting the installed application?

Fuck cars, buddy. Fuck cars indeed.

But was it a girthy debate?

This is the cutlery I have!

What’s it called? I need more!

The first episode of the Simpsons is so terrible. It’s hilarious. But not funny.

What a tease

It’s about pottery

Nah, they just get reborn. Like, ping

The problem is that tigers have a taste for Bodhisattvas now.

He’s never getting laid