i always type up a comment right before i bang, then i open up the list of hexbear emojis and by the time i’m done a good 20 or so of them have loaded and are ready to use (it took 3 hours) (the sex was with a batman doll with a fleshlight shoved into a hole i tore in his crotch)

how can i stop having sex when your dad keeps hitting me up? what am i supposed to do? i can’t tell your dad no. unlike kids these days i respect my elders

well surely this time will be different. it is after all, “the most important election of our lifetime. democracy as we know it is on the line”

i’ll put some oil in your gearbox 😳😳😳😳

i loved family guy as a kid so it’s kind of a comfort/nostalgia show for me, even tho i don’t find it funny as an adult really. every few years i’ll go and catch up on the new seasons, and they always do this lame shit where peter will tell a ‘joke’ and then explain the joke, like explaining it is supposed to be funny. they used to do that too but now they do it a LOT. same type of shit as all the things you’re describing.

finally, some high art on hexbear

they all look like they’re listening to a manosphere podcast thinking “wtf is blud talking about”

they all look like they’re listening to a manosphere podcast thinking “wtf is blud talking about”

capitalism! what a broken pile of steaming shitty fuck! elon musk?! i’m gonna fully self drive my foot right into his ass! and don’t get me started on amazon! AMAZON??? SCAMAZON!!! the skidmarks in my toilet pay more taxes than that bloodsucking ghoul! BULLSHIT!!!

honestly i hope this does happen. it might be the one thing that would make libs wake up. then again, didn’t bush steal an election and the dems just kinda said “ah drats! well, next time then!”?

hezbollah never killed an american who wasn’t where they weren’t supposed to be

the idf has killed multiple americans in the west bank where they had a visa and permission from the country to be in

pretty much, and the worst part is, it’s literally fueled almost entirely by race antagonism. the reason white westerners hate socialism and love capitalism is because they’re afraid of non-white non-westerners. that’s essentially what it really boils down to at the end of the day. aside from western far leftists when white people talk about ‘socialist’ policies or forms of perspective western socialism it’s always built on the presupposition that nonwhites will still be an underclass, and likely be segregated to the other side of the planet ‘where they belong’

not to say this is some inherent or biological flaw in western white people, it’s constructed entirely by capitalists to keep them mad about that so they don’t notice whose hands are REALLY in their pocket

it was supposed to be a stepping stone to build upon, that’s why ever since it’s been enacted it’s only gotten somehow even shittier

there are a couple things in the aca that are useful, like the pre-existing conditions shit, but none of the ‘useful’ things in the aca would even be relevant in a singlepayer system

“can i have dr pepper?”

SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO DIE HUH BECAUSE YOU CAN’T JUST PICK PEPSI EVEN THO IT’S OBVIOUSLY BETTER THAN COKE TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT YOU’RE SO FUCKING DUMB AND EVERY PROBLEM IN THE WORLD IS YOUR FAULT, I’VE VOTED FOR PEPSI FOR 50 YEARS AND YOU CAN’T EVEN VOTE FOR PEPSI ONCE WHEN IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION SINCE THE LAST ELECTION WHEN I SAID THIS SAME EXACT THING FUCK YOU but still vote for pepsi haha come on i know you’re gonna lol or else coke is gonna win and we all know you don’t want coke to win because even if pepsi is only 1% better than coke that means coke is 99% worse than pepsi so it’s basic politics if you were smarter or less poor you would probably understand

death to germany death to amerikkka death to israel death to UK

yeah the welsh speak cum

are you joking? look at that late 1990s camper. that thing must’ve costed literally dozens upon dozens of dollars to rent. yet they wanna act like they aren’t making money. im not buying that bs

fbi acting like z library promised to take them on vacation but took their new girlfriend and stepson instead