Will not touch Apple, Samsung or Google HW. Apple & Samsung too expensive. Google because … SQUIRREL … what the fuck, cancel it.

Oh, he was tossing something when Ivanka was younger.

rabbit season

do, do, dee, deeep, shhhh, reeee, ooooh, shhhhhh, eeeee, EEEEEE

(author) "…but it obviously defeats the whole purpose of minimalism. "

Fucking dumbass, A single button to do one thing IS minimalism. A screen area to many ISNT

Next you’ll be telling me that my ass will fall off if i unscrew my belly button.

got to get the lint out of it first.