leagumes better?

stop that

I can still remember the PJs I was wearing. Too young to recall much more than that though

also, who tf decided to put ren & stimpy on cheezTV lmao

this feels pretty culturally disconnected/nuclear-family-brained tbh

I mean, same, but I wouldn’t want to project that onto others. Feels like conflating these new age physiognomy peddlers’ bullshit with actual connection to place and people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqYx7GWOQg4

blue lips, blue veins, blue, the colour of our planet from far far away. blue, the most human colour

they’re just wearing human masks tbh

think I’ve found baseline, maybe

But the feline still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of cat, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous cat of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous cat of yore

        Meant in yowling “Nevermore.”

Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there’s still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.

wtf I love scrum now

pew pew

big structural bailey

I’m picturing you being stuffed into a cupboard

creaming soda is alright. Root beer fucks, Dr pepper tastes like medicine.

Lamenting the fall of sarsaparilla lately, can’t find it anywhere. Luv me sars :(

irn bru is just creaming soda cmv

kids across the street are explaining hawk tuah to their parents

yea