He’s intuitive! He intuits that his female employees secretly like to be greeted that way. This reinvention can only work out well.

The Brownies? I need context. If you are planting fresh baked brownies, I have another use for them. ;)

Ha, I love it, Berger has the cred, maybe he will even get a response that is not generated by the marketing department.

Into my head they’ll go…secrets, fantasies and little white lies…

!lemmysilver

So wholesome!

I shall not, I like them out on the edge of the woods.

That’s really sad, I thought you had to go through some kind of psychological evaluation to be the CO of a sub, just to make sure you don’t fire ze missiles because someone ate your strawberries. That guy sounds like someone who would be…increasingly obsessive… living in isolation for months under stress. Source: speculation, am dwarf bard, not a psychoarrist.

Holly ran Red Dwarf and he had to be placated all the time. Went mad 3 days a week.

I am shooketh

Today, I learned! All we seem to have near here (mixed pasture and cedar woods) are the kind that say “who cooks for you?”. I can’t remember the species, but they seem cool. No mouse problem this winter. I give owl neighbors all the credit.

Gorgeous! Melted from the finest chocolate wrappers or chrome bumpers or sumthin

Dawwww

::::shaky movie salute:::

So on point, just what we needed in these troubled times.

May I borrow the image?

Awww I wish I could spam silver a bit, I have to wait 24 hoursss. Wah.

Veterans get tinnitus, insomnia and deafness. I know one who bought, trained and certified his own service dog (doctor’s paperwork and all) and certain people STILL give him shit. It’s been 4 years! The dog’s a thing! She is well trained, but she’s very large and intimidating, too. If she doesn’t ever get around to liking you… maybe she smells the infowars on ya ;)

Yeah, melted down my bullion to make that for ya. 🤑

I enjoy the format of these threads, they’re packed with juicy details, but you can also quickly skim over and still get a useful overview, if you’ve had too much caffeine. Thank you for the enthusiasm you put in to these, I can tell that it’s from the heart. My favorite is the Rocket Garden update and location data, Starbase is expanding so quickly!

Haha excellent giffin’. I would love to know more about a specialist climber/rescuer who is willing to face adult owls in their nests.