He is dragging them away from the water…this bodes well for their survival?

We need a square for “Place Ze Blame”

My town is barely off the edge of the RUD debris zone! Huzzah! Gosling’s Ginger for everybody who isn’t hit!

Absolutely! EDIT: Let’s dodge, duck, dive together

You get the blood eagle and one quick pickup shot of the back of your head.

Imma need to see some ID.

I went to a Republican campaign launch, state level candidates were there to put some sound bites on local TV and get the volunteers hyped. The free lunch was pretty good.

There is no Suni, there is only Zuul!

Guys on the left look like they know what they’re doing and it’s going to be hella loud. Guy on the right is in a suit three times too big for him, wondering if he left the stove on. Protect your hearing, Wrinkly Tent Suit!

All the happy cake days to you! What will you do with your time without them? ;) EDIT: i.e., without lemmy.ml

They could be secret sleeper agents, forced to marry as a cover for an assignment. Then, someone lost the paperwork and they were never activated to prevent the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, like they were supposed to do. So they hang out and wait …or they could be activated. What are they supposed to do? For whom do they work?

Why, you’re welcome.

They were intended for the fall and winter, see coat at lower left.

Happy cake day.

Some periods ARE unstoppable. “Anemia” achievement unlocked!

Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it’s $0.10 a text.

This is love.

Ragnar Sass, you are the gym dad we need in front of every grocery store in Russia. The guys in the photos look like they’re in their 20s. They have time, they can visit every. single. one.

Maintain The Grind, even when you’re being chased out of a phone store by a fire extinguisher.

Mr. Clancy appeared to be violently chest bumping everyone in sight, including General George Patton and the Grand Duchess Anastasia. Bystanders report that the Grand Duchess took the sudden chest bump “like a champ”.