ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down15
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square9fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-245 minutes agoWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-245 minutes agomessage-square3fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down110
arrow-up1137arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 hour agoIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 hour agomessage-square2fedilink
ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 34 seconds agoFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 34 seconds agomessage-square0fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down114
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 day agothe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down13
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squarethe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 day agomessage-square12fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 hours agoMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down151
arrow-up1-43arrow-down1message-squareMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 day agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down14
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square17fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down16
arrow-up1201arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square31fedilink
Elle@lemmy.world · 2 days agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElle@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agoHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agomessage-square2fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down114
arrow-up1238arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 days agomessage-square61fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 3 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down118
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square16fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1226arrow-down110
arrow-up1216arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square19fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down16
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square7fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down114
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square10fedilink
Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 4 days agoMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square29fedilink
Brodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agoIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down113
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squareBrodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square46fedilink
KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agoI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down116
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square45fedilink
