Mr. Kennedy, an independent presidential candidate, confessed to dropping off the bear cub 10 years ago and making it appear that a bike had hit the animal.
  • protistEnglish
    26·
    5 months ago

    What. the. fuck.

    So basically, “I was going to skin and eat this baby bear, but I was late to dinner at Peter Luger Steakhouse, so I hid the baby bear in Central Park and put a bike next to it to make it look like a bike accident killed it instead. You know, because I was in a hurry to get to the airport.”

    I love that he decided to tell this story to Roseanne Barr, of all people. I also love “everyone else with me was drinking but I definitely wasn’t drinking.”

    "This was a little bit of the redneck in me.”

    Sir, you’re a fucking Kennedy.

    • ristoril_zip@lemmy.zipEnglish
      5·
      5 months ago

      Also I think since his lineage is moonshine runners from Appalachia he’s a hillbilly, not a redneck