For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
US newspaper headlines.
“Polilitician lies, world ignores, carries on.”
I get the idea is to abbreviate to fit as much in, but it hurts my mind every time! There has to be some retention of language!