Be me
Riding motorcycle for leisure
Come up behind a line of slow cars
“Bruh 🙄”
Passing zone, decide “fuck it”, twist throttle
Zooming past cars in opposite lane
Lead car turns in front of me as I’m approaching at speed
It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up
Barely squeeze by on shoulder
Pull off onto a side road a mile later to reflect

Fake and gay, I know.
Ride smart, friends.

Still feel bad for the fright I probably gave the driver…