• Lvxferre
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    1 day ago

    Most of my dumb jokes don’t work in English, but here’s some that do:

    • A Buddhist goes to the hot dog stall. What does he ask for? “Make me one with everything.”
    • You heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted some space!
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      After handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change.

      The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”

      • YouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        The Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’