Thank you for expressing your interest in the role and submitting an application!
Before we can move forward please send over a copy if your resume, cover letter, and a brief video of you lashing yourself with wire and reciting our company’s core values.
Looking forward to hearing back!
Kathy Somethingorother
HR Generalist
Cintact Info
Big Company
Dumb Quote
Hello,
Thank you for expressing your interest in the role and submitting an application!
Before we can move forward please send over a copy if your resume, cover letter, and a brief video of you lashing yourself with wire and reciting our company’s core values.
Looking forward to hearing back!
Kathy Somethingorother
HR Generalist
Cintact Info
Big Company
Dumb Quote
Somethingorother? Of the Connecticut Somethingorothers? Archibald Somethingorother IV was the coxswain on my rowing crew at Yale!
hired
Please send over a video of yourself pronouncing “coxswain”.
Now please send over a video of you saying “My hero is Dick Butkus. I love Dick!”
Now, send a video of yourself pronouncing “Worcestershire Sauce.”
Sorry, I can’t read words that long. Is it ok if I just call it Wo…ster Sauce?