• @Mothra
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    927 months ago

    Once on Reddit I read of someone who grew up in a house where they had a poop knife as part of their standard toilet tool set.

    This person once found themselves asking for a poop knife elsewhere, casually, like anyone would ask for toilet paper.

    I think a commenter called it “the Mashitty” in the replies, which I found hilarious. That story and comment will forever be remembered.

    • sadbehr
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      297 months ago

      Hell yea the poop knife. His family had one because their shits would block toilets. He thought it was a normal thing to require and have a poop knife but after going to a friend’s house and asking for it, he discovered that it was indeed (Samuel L. Jackson voice) not a normal thing to possess.

    • @Anonymousllama@lemmy.world
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      127 months ago

      Imagine how shithouse their diet must be to warrant the need for a poop knife 🤮 drink more clear fluids and up the fiber intake jeeze

      • @Mothra
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        97 months ago

        Disagree- as someone coming from a family with similar abilities, this is more related to volume and personal flexibility. Just because it’s extra large doesn’t mean you have been constipated or not eating enough fibre, sheesh.

    • JokeDeity
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      37 months ago

      This one never struck me as real enough to be exciting. Felt too obviously made up.