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Eyeglasses counts?

A preference for classical music.

I never associated billiards with particularly intelligent people tropes. Chess and books, yeah they get the association.

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Well if she never laughed at not even a single meme he sent then of course she was bound to break up. Darling, that’s a recipe for disaster! Don’t get in a serious relationship with someone whose memes don’t even make you snort once!

No smell in dreams for myself but yes sounds, although if being honest most the times the sounds are from voices ( not always).

Visuals are always there, and I don’t say sight because I sometimes see my dreams in 3rd person.

I’ve experienced touch but it’s selective, often more some kind of proprioception while I fall, fly, swim etc.

I’ve tasted things in dreams though, very few times but it’s there.

Finally, text that fits the image

The ideal schedule for me is one that allows flexibility. How many hours they want? 40? 60? Okay, as long as I’m able to manage the time I’m fine with it. Usually I prefer at least one weekday free.

I’m just here to comment how nice it is to see semicolons used, and correctly used at that, in a meme. Sexy

I’ve never experienced the brain freeze, but sometimes when eating too much of something too cold I do feel pain in my gums/ inside my teeth. Most of the times chewing ice isn’t a problem for me.

I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?

I understand your sentiment but if my biology memory from uni is correct, one of the rules scientists use and not often mention is that you can’t breed with specimens that are now extinct. In other words because you can’t prove the outcome of a hypothetical hybrid there is enough room for doubt and calling it a species is correct.

Or maybe I’m arse pulling this one off. If someone can confirm/deny that’d be great.

Painting my grandma’s face with makeup. I thought she didn’t realize I was painting her like a clown with a red nose and all, and I thought it was hilarious. Was always mildly disappointed whenever she took the makeup off before leaving, but I never lost the hope one day she wouldn’t notice and would walk out with it.

Ah fun times.

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Not that I remember but apparently when I was 2 yrs old or so I snatched a handful of very expensive wedding cake from a bakery display window while my dad was busy paying at the counter. He noticed when picking me up to leave and godspeed back home because he couldn’t afford paying the now damaged cake.

The first and only thing I remember stealing was a monkey toy when I was 3 or 4 yrs. Went to a party or something at someone’s house, there were other kids there and I decided I deserved that monkey more than they did so I pocketed it. My parents found out afterwards, they weren’t happy about it but didn’t care enough to return the toy to the owner. I guess it was a cheap toy.

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TIL I can italicize emojis and I’m gonna try it out right now 😆

Edit: I love it ❤️

Smarts.