• protist
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    1 year ago

    Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

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      Fucking doctors. ‘drink water’ ‘at least 8 glasses a day’ ‘more if you exercise’ ‘water is vital to you’ ‘most of the human body is water’ ‘💦’ but nobody is like ‘but not too much water or it can kill you’.

      Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don’t want you to know the truth!

      • smeg@feddit.uk
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        1 year ago

        FYI the “8 glasses a day” thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you’re thirsty!