darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoLauren Boebert’s son arrested, faces 22 chargeswww.kjct8.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down18
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-linkLauren Boebert’s son arrested, faces 22 chargeswww.kjct8.comdarth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareDarkNightoftheSoullinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·9 months agoNut doesn’t fall far from the tree. I wonder how she’s gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?
minus-squareSeabassDan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·9 months agoYeah, the nut usually falls somewhere on her dress in a dark theater.
minus-squareAFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoMaybe he should use that. “Your honor, in my defense, my mom is Lauren Bobert…”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoAcquitted of all charges! Actually, here are 50 free counseling sessions.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoAlso free voluntary relocation in witness protection program.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoNow start singing, jaybird!
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoHe’ll be exposing himself to minors in no time, just like his Papa
Nut doesn’t fall far from the tree. I wonder how she’s gonna spin this one. Poor bastard. Can you imagine having that as your mother?
Yeah, the nut usually falls somewhere on her dress in a dark theater.
Ewwwwwpvote
Maybe he should use that. “Your honor, in my defense, my mom is Lauren Bobert…”
Acquitted of all charges! Actually, here are 50 free counseling sessions.
Also free voluntary relocation in witness protection program.
Now start singing, jaybird!
He’ll be exposing himself to minors in no time, just like his Papa