It was for some local primary or something, I don’t know, 2020 was the last primary I’ll ever pay attention to. I’d been getting these texts all month and thought they were mostly automated by now, so in frustration I responded “For the love of god please shut the fuck up”.

Well an actual person replied saying they’d take me off their mailing list and now I kinda feel bad because this person was probably just a volunteer with probably good intentions