And his pregnant wife was a body pillow filled with dried cum that the legion bought for some reason
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My inaugural badposting contribution because it’s too vile for the mega
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GOOD post
goon post, even
How’d you know I was about to tribute it? /j
“ooooh my wife is DEADDDDDD i got to nut about it” -goone, probably
Just up there jizzing in a T-rex’s mouth all day long, just like my erotic Jurassic Park fan fics
ewww
bad post
ewww
Gives the phrase One For My Baby new meaning
Atrocious post. But also the legion bought it because they have a semen retrieval unit.