Just doing some epic spice bong hits out of a hollowed out Sandtrout rn. Fuckin blaze up and hit me with them Qs!

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        It’s your destiny damnit, ::: spoiler if you won’t become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!! :::

        Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series’ plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.

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              9 months ago

              Literally what else am I gonna do? Apparently this is the best option. I searched for a path where things didn’t get so fucking weird, but apparently that’s just not an option.

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                Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy’s kid & your dad’s side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It’s not about you: you’re an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?