I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck
They all have misses and drips all around them. It’s such a simple skill that men can’t master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.
Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated
Ok, I didn’t get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing here.
The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.
My only question is why does she care?
Maybe she doesn’t want her deck to smell like piss
Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.
Ok, just piss in the corner then.
I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass
Weird
I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck
He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol
Depends where the last few drops go.
You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
Have you ever seen a public urinal?
No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?
I’m now more interested in how you’ve never seen a urinal.
They all have misses and drips all around them. It’s such a simple skill that men can’t master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.
Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.
Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated
I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.
I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting