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death is close@procial.tchncs.de to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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7 months ago

okay, not to post everything on my feed and suck all the air out of the room, BUT, i need you to LOOK AT THIS MUSHROOM NOW

media.procial.tchncs.de

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okay, not to post everything on my feed and suck all the air out of the room, BUT, i need you to LOOK AT THIS MUSHROOM NOW

media.procial.tchncs.de

death is close@procial.tchncs.de to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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okay, not to post everything on my feed and suck all the air out of the room, BUT, i need you to LOOK AT THIS MUSHROOM NOW

imagine if they were 20 and 18.4 feet tall respectively holy shit

@badposting@hexbear.net #mycodon #mushtodon

oh shit i hope it lets me edit in the pic

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/inaturalist/statuses/1778788395596259627

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  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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    Pagoda

  • Sunforged@lemmy.ml
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    Me wondering where all the air went:

  • silent_water [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    !mycology@hexbear.net

    • death is close@procial.tchncs.deOP
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      @silent_water@hexbear.net now we’re cooking with gas shiitake mushrooms

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    second-plane

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    that is a good mushroom

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    It looks like a spinal column

    • death is close@procial.tchncs.deOP
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      @infuziSporg@hexbear.net hell yeah that’s sick i thought of a fountain for some reason

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    mods please move this from badposting because THIS IS NOT A BAD POST

  • autism_2 [any, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    pinecone skeletons… poor things

  • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]@hexbear.net
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    I never understood why people said mushrooms look like dicks until I saw this mushroom.

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      May I introduce you to the Penis Envy strain.

    • death is close@procial.tchncs.deOP
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      @CrispyFern@hexbear.net no judgment but those must be some unusual dicks

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        side-eye-1 just kidding! Haha, could you imagine having a dick that looked like that! sweat

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    that’s a nice pagoda

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